memory attacks. newt wants to impeach cheney.

So, Newt has conveniently "remembered" that he was kind of unfaithful to his wife in 1998 at the same time he was busy impeaching Clinton for la Monica.

This is all well, taking into account Newt's age and the fact that one cannot always maintain a strict log on ALL those pretty interns...Happens to all of us.

But here he is. And MARRIED to the "other woman". So, there's no way that he just forgot about her. She's there every day, for better or worse.

After confessing, he then claims for forgiveness, that he should not be viewed as a hypocrite for pursuing Clinton's infidelity.

'The president of the United States got in trouble for committing a felony in front of a sitting federal judge (...) I drew a line in my mind that said, 'Even though I run the risk of being deeply embarrassed, and even though at a purely personal level I am not rendering judgment on another human being, as a leader of the government trying to uphold the rule of law, I have no choice except to move forward and say that you cannot accept ... perjury in your highest officials".

We get it. He wants to be a "possible candidate" for the GOP. He wants to come back and work. All this bruhaha can only be his cover letter. Under 'skills' we have "impeachment obsessed".

Go on, dear hormonal Newt (good for you!), go ahead and get him. The boss is out of town (in some kind of Road Trip to the Americas, looking for his roots) so he's fresh meat. All yours.

He must be lying. Must be lying. Must be lying...Somewhere, he must be lying...