Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Liveblogging from the State of the Union

OK, we just watched George W. Bush's SOU address and holy shit! This is hands-down the most American thing we've ever seen. You're NBA superstar Dikembe Mutumbo? You lost your legs in Iraq? You make baby Einstein videos? It's all good!!! We're all Americans! Don't complain about the war!! Show some love! Jump in front of the moving train like Wesley Autrey! Support the troops! Axis of evil nine eleven lower taxes enterprise no animosity and no amnesty ethanol veeee-hi-cles!!!

No comments: